One hand on wheel, one hand out of window: Chicago

 One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York.

 One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot  solidly on accelerator:  Boston.

 Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, and both feet  on brake, quivering in
 terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

 Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,  head turned to
 talk to someone in back seat: Italy.

 One hand on horn, one hand greeting, one ear on  cell phone, one ear
 listening to loud music, foot on  accelerator, eyes on
 female pedestrians, conversation  with someone in next car: Welcome to  TURKEY!

GERi